I am back dear readers! I know you missed me... I hope you were able to entertain yourselves sufficiently without compromising your morals. Idle hands and all that...
Today's topic: terrible lawyer jokes. Here's mine:
The IP lawyer turned from his window and disgustingly exclaimed to his client, "Death-ray my butt! This thing doesn't even slow 'em down!"
Not funny? How about this one:
It's the 99% of lawyers that give the rest of us a bad name.
No? Last chance:
What's the difference between a rat and a lawyer? I don't know either. (This one is marginally better when delivered out loud.)
OK, dear reader, obviously I'm depending on your writing skills. Have a go...
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