Since last fall's economic meltdown, I have more than doubled my money during the market's cliff's-of-Dover-steep recovery. Now, I'm thinking about taking a short position for the month of September or maybe even for the rest of the year.
I feel a bit squirrely about betting against our economy/stock market. Like I'm somehow acting unpatriotic or doubting a favored child. Those feelings are probably just silly... right? It is patriotic to "capitalize" on whatever the market does... right?
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Summer Vacation is Over
I am back dear readers! I know you missed me... I hope you were able to entertain yourselves sufficiently without compromising your morals. Idle hands and all that...
Today's topic: terrible lawyer jokes. Here's mine:
The IP lawyer turned from his window and disgustingly exclaimed to his client, "Death-ray my butt! This thing doesn't even slow 'em down!"
Not funny? How about this one:
It's the 99% of lawyers that give the rest of us a bad name.
No? Last chance:
What's the difference between a rat and a lawyer? I don't know either. (This one is marginally better when delivered out loud.)
OK, dear reader, obviously I'm depending on your writing skills. Have a go...
Today's topic: terrible lawyer jokes. Here's mine:
The IP lawyer turned from his window and disgustingly exclaimed to his client, "Death-ray my butt! This thing doesn't even slow 'em down!"
Not funny? How about this one:
It's the 99% of lawyers that give the rest of us a bad name.
No? Last chance:
What's the difference between a rat and a lawyer? I don't know either. (This one is marginally better when delivered out loud.)
OK, dear reader, obviously I'm depending on your writing skills. Have a go...
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